This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
