i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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