Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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