Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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