Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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