i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
