I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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