I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
