would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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