Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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