Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i think im in europe. pls send help
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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