Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I need a beard to bite.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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