I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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