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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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