You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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