I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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