still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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