Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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