i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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