I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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