IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
