Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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