Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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