You don't have asthma, your pregnant
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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