Nicole vs. Life
im six kinds of drunk right now
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i out mim tonsoeep
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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