Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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