I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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