BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
