bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
