My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I would fuck him just for his dog
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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