This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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