are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Randomize
