Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
soo... how was my night?
is it fun? or sober?
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