Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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