Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
and you fell through a lawn chair
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