What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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