You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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