its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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