She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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