She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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