His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
sex in a hospital.. check
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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