I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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