You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You can't motorboat a personality
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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