I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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