I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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