just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Someone shattered a urinal.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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