kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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