I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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