can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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