"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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