her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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