Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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