That's intense
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Everything about him screamed your future.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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