Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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